Posted: September 13, 2011 at 12:54 am

AUTHOR: Shei

Random Thought: “My Hormones Are Raging?”

In this age where SEX sells, stating ways to curb it is far reaching ramifications on our younger generation is overstating the obvious. Having to put up with the enticing pop culture of sex in the media is bad enough as it is without adding the physiology of raging hormones. So Pastor Sir, except you have a bible verse I can read that would calm my raging hormones or limp my rock hard erection, please save me that celibate sermon next sunday service.

Duh! I’m in my prime, if i don’t do now? When? All you Prudes with daft answers *Talk to the hand*. Bring up a sex topic and everyone is horny to talk about it but when it comes to actually doing it, everyone suddenly becomes proverbially holier than thou.

As for you Mothers and Fathers, how many of you got married as virgins? (That’s rhetorical by the way). Yet the sex speech is an anthem we won’t stop hearing till we escape from your house. As if they’ll be the one to show me how to do it on the D-day. Puh…lease! spare me the irony. To add insult to injury, sex is everywhere you turn: Schools, Movies, Fashion…the media; TV, Mags even thrives on it, it’ s literally being shoved down our mouth. Yes we’ve all been blowjobbed (don’t bother saying ewww). You loved it. Not to mention those cute tempters, you’d be minding your own business trying to be cool and all, that’s when they come along looking all hot and sexy. Nah! not today, I refuse to be turned on. *Get ye behind me Devil*

Having said that, I’m all for sexual liberation but, if you must, please fuck with sense: Horn dogs ===> this way: try getting a life, I know its difficult but try. Condoms are cheap asin foodstamp, very cheap even free, so go figure. If you adhere, then by all means fuck anything with legs. And you can wank to this post as well, if it helps your “fucking” career. As for me, well…I’m a closeted virgin..you don’t buy it. Who’s selling *eyes rolling. #nuffsaid.

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Posted: September 7, 2011 at 11:58 am

AUTHOR: Shei

Random Thought: “Born This Way”

Its funny how much people crave controversies. Readily taking sides without (exhaustively) examining both sides of available facts. I’ve engaged in enough arguments to know that as a fact. So please don’t get me started.

Literally, homosexuality is same-sex attraction, meaning boy getting attracted to boy sexually & ditto for girls, so basically, it’s the opposite of heterosexuality.

Getting to the root of it, the book of Leviticus in the holy bible mentions the condemnation for same-sex relations, so does some national laws. I’m not sure about the holy Quran, but I’ve heard of muslims been tortured & gruesomely murdered for “the act of taking it up the ass”. Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted: August 30, 2011 at 5:28 pm

AUTHOR: Shei

Random Thought: “Drama Queens”

Except it’s a riveting soap on prime time Television or me reminiscing about some parody of high school theatrics of my recent past, I am now of a certain age where “Drama” aka stupidity aka immaturity aka joblessness is as foreign to me as future history. Yes I hate drama. I just don’t have the time. I’ve got bills to pay and since I ain’t a thespian, drama isn’t just welcome on my (tight) schedule.

Borne out of many observations, I’ve come to pity rather than get pissed at the sorry life people live in the name of forcing a relationship. For the sake of this write up, let me point out firstly, “if a person truly wants you, they’d STAY with you. Period”. There’s no two ways about it. But fighting, throwing tantrums or showing off lousy attitude in the name of being a bitch is nothing short of a psychiatric problem.

Ok! enough of my rambling. Back to the point. Recently, after a long boredom bout, I went out on a whim with my friend ‘Jay’ -(gay) (this is the part where you start assuming things about me and say we knew it, whatever!)- to a party where we met with his friends and of course had drinks and whatnot but, being a loner I observed a particular scenario from my lone vantage point; as Jay, *Cameron (he’s was hitting on Jay) & an unknown guy were having a heated argument. Noticing an ensuing violent body language towards Jay I moved in to intervene…and the rest is history. To synopsize: Jay was a victim of a misconstrued relationship DRAMA. The unknown character assumed Jay was trying to take his man (sounds sick and tacky right? I know), hence his drama to retain his territory as the boyfriend..sorry girlfriend (Lmao).

It is one thing to see girls (humans with pussy…cats) emphasize their femininity with their Dramatic attitude but to have a guy actually become a ‘desperate housewives’ cast in real life is just too much fuckery to take in.

I get sick and tired and of the LGBT relationship bug, and don’t get me started on the fact that they all know each other and have laid each other. I’m done.

Filed Under: Fuckery, Personal Shei

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Posted: August 12, 2011 at 1:21 pm

AUTHOR: Shei

Random Thought: “Soccer, My Passion!”

If passion was a crime, soccer fans would be on constant death rows, relative to a romantic lover who has jail term, Period! I’m no fan, I ain’t got passion, neither do I follow the sport, but I see enough passion exhibited for this sport to know it is a favoured sport, almost comparable to the proclaimed love for God. Even sex don’t stand a chance. And that’s putting it lightly.

Before I knew better, I could never come to grips with the sense in a soccer discussion (I still haven’t totally come to grips FYI). You’d have to have actually encountered or had your cyberspace timeline clogged with “the discussions” to understand my drift. Note my use of discussion instead of verbal karate cos its often more of the latter than the former or at least that is how it ends–if the discussion actually ends that is.

Now that I do know better, I respect soccer fans a lot for the amount of quality time/effort they devote to this passion of theirs. They’d stay up late, travel miles, empty their bank accounts, turn down sexual overtures (which is a deviation from men’s Psych 101), just to keep abreast of the sport. Only for them to take (the discussion) from anywhere like twitter to agbero bustop & of course every other places best left to the imagination. As fanatic followers or soccer buffs, they have sects or rather clubs that they support–(don’t bother about national teams, fans ain’t as passionate)–Chelsea, Arsenal etc. Spouses would support their better-halves, so would kids that haven’t differentiated between L, M, N & L, L, L of the alphabet, even retards with negative IQs would also join suit, to all constitute a nuisance, just so they can be part of the soccer phenomenon. You would find responsible looking, suit-clad execs in beer parlors almost turning Area boy just to prove their soccer affiliation’s superiority. And that’s if they aren’t even trading expletives or punches already.

As an observer, I learn a lot from these encounters. I now know: names like Wayne Rooney, Didier Drogba (please don’t bite me), soccer is a ego sport, some people just love the art of noise making, people claim kinship to soccer players that don’t know they exist much less give a damn, people would support a cause regardless of how hopeless aka fans of certain clubs…Lol! Plus I get entertained

I might not have passion for the sport but I love the associated drama.

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Posted: August 8, 2011 at 9:54 pm

AUTHOR: Shei

Random Thought: “How Gay Are You?”

*Bored*…. Sips Rum+Gin+Vodka+Redwine Cocktail.

Heavy Sigh!

If you think an idle mind is the devil’s workshop, think again, he has a headquarters: My Mind. Yes! I get that bored.

Asides from my passion (Duh! not school), my Blog (which keeps me intelligently busy), I’m rather an active observer and a passive partaker in all everyday activities. In my world of blogging and entertainment, the term “Gay” portends discussions of unimaginable potential but I’d keep my “observation” within a relationship context, and by Gay I’m talking about the male folks.

I always assumed that the similarity of gender within the Gay community would foster ease of blissful relationship, but going by countless BBM conversations and random dating sites observations, my inference goes thus:

Gays are relationship-wary, not because they don’t want it but the male-male ego clash won’t permit it.

Due to societal taboo, they’d rather hook up covertly than go public or keep it lowkey.

Instinctively, the male is more openly promiscuous than the female. Gays are no different, even hornier.

The secrecy of it all, further fuels the sexual debauchery over true love *coughs*.

A class of feminine Gays aka Divas appear as irritants to fellow mates.*Go hustlers*

Like their fellow heterosexual counterpart, they fear commitment.

Bottom line: I’ve simply realized that the Gay community is mostly a mishmash of egocentric, superficial, exuberant and unrealistic men with hearts in their pants and testosterone replacing their gray matter. Otherwise, how else do I describe sitting behind the faceless vantage of the internet, constantly seeking a non-existent prince charming/happily ever afters (blame Walt Disney) or just prowling for conquests; sounds cliché but its the barbarism of it all that gives me “menstrual pain”. And don’t get me started on the perverted convos and stupid profiles I’ve encountered. If your life won’t work in reality what makes you think hiding behind a silly and dumb internet dating profile will make it work.

Maybe, just maybe if these guys spent less time thinking with their crotch and focus on getting a life and truly loving their lives, maybe their world would be more than random hook ups and quick sex and lame ass boy dramas and I wouldn’t have to be bored enough to observe their shitty asses (no pun intended), and maybe the prince charming will come along. *Inserts Sweet Dream Beyonce*.

Truth is, the chance of a man romantically committing to a fellow man is just way too slim than size zero. Straight men have a very hard time doing so, why should it be any easier for Gays. And yet the internet continues to be teaming with enough Gay hopefuls seeking LOVE. (That’s not counting the madness of facebook, BBM broadcasts and groups). *Runs out of Cocktail*. I rest my case.

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