Posted: September 4, 2010 at 9:34 pm

AUTHOR: Shei

SheiFunmi Interviews LaCoacha

Making a mark in Hollywood with her fiery humor and stalking skills, the Mexican-American comedienne, singer, blogger and internet personality became Perez Hilton’s protege after ‘stalking’ him for a number of years.

La Coacha has been featured on TMZ, E! News, On Air with Ryan Seacrest, NBC’s Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central, The Spirit Awards, MTV Tr3s and LATV. She is well known for the use of Spanglish in her work, check out my interview with her:

Hey LaCoacha thank you for granting this interview, how are you doing?

Como Tony El Tigre, I’m great!

Tell us about yourself, childhood, family

Shildhood in TJ. Familia: still in TJ. No education (laughs)

How did the journey to stardom all start?

When I first came to the Jewnited States, all I heard about was My Espace and Jootube. So I made no-budget Chisme Time bideos and my accounts would always get deleted for estoopid chit. So, I ebentually created ChismeTime.com to hab my own boice. I wanted to be discubbered on the internets. I put myself out there and got picked up my Hollywood’s most hated man.

Knowing that you report for Perez Hilton at Hollywood events and even on video blogs, tell us how does that feel?

Perez is the Godfather of chisme. I mean, he started the chisme blogging and inspired so many copycat blogs. Pero, unlike them I admitted to copying him so that I can wear a perdy tiara and be La Princesa of all media. To be his first reporter was a dream cum true! When I was a reporter for my own site, ChismeTime.com, the media wouldn’t gib me press passes. I got kicked out of many places. Con Perez, it has been a breeze! He hooks it up. Most of the time, he contacts the celebrity directly without habbing to go to their pooblicists, managers y todo eso. Straight to the shaze.

Alot of your fans would like to know how you met Perez?

He calls me his protege stalker becoz that is what I am! My frens got me tickets to a Carson Daily chow becuz Perez was a guest, not becuz I care about Carson Daily and TRL (R.I.P). I had emailed him saying I was gonna finally meet him, and he responded saying “fab!”  Anyways, the chisme girls and I got kicked out of the NBC estudios becoz we were loud and colorful. I was DETERMINED to meet Perez. I didn’t let that stop me. So, we waited a couple of hours in the NBC parking lot and ordered pizza to keep us busy. We were shanting “Chisme Time” anytime we saw a leemo. I was tire and so I stuffed my mouth weed the last pizza slice. The chisme girls were looking at me, speeshless. Then I turn around and it was Perez Hilton weed a big smile on his face! He got out of his leemo cuz he heard my boice. And I ran to him and started humping him. Then all the audience members who were getting out of the Carson Daily chow huddled around us and took pitchers. A beautiful moment, indeed.

*in my spanish english accent* Jooo! You can sang? Do you consider yourself coming out with a debut album soon?

Juan day I would like to make a parody album como Wierd Al Jankobick. Pero, rye now is too complicated weed all that copyright chit. And when that day cums, I would like to win the Grammy for “Best Comedy Album”.

Since you have been in the industry what are you most excited about?

I got my juan foot in the door, I am excited about getting the second foot in. Transitioning into becoming the celebrity, instead of the juan stalking the celebrity.

Tell us an unknown fact about LaCoacha?

I am somehow related to Kim Kardashian, jaja! My first cousins in El Lay are half Armenio and half Mexicano. And somehow they claim they are cousins weed Las Kardashians. Pero, Armenians lie so mosh. They always say they are cousins to eash other.

Are you currently dating anyone?

Dating, khell jes! Serious relationchip, khell no! IS HOLLYWOOOD! (Laughs)

Do you ever worry about becoming infamous, and hated by people out there because of your friendship and you working with Perez?

I ron worry about becoming infamous, becoz I already AM infamous! Eberybody is too scared to hire me, and eberybody is too scared to work for Perez. A mash made in chisme heaben!

What project are you working on currently?

I am working on an excloosib interbiew weed Yon Mayer. I am gonna grill his little KKK chorizo!

When life sometimes gets a bit too much, and it takes to much effort to keep a smile on your face or keep your spirit up, what do you do to make yourself positive and smiling?

I hab a tattoo on my wrist that writes WWOD (What would Oprah do?). The answer is “The Secret” of course, shhhhh!!!

Which artiste do you refuse to work with?

Any B list artist. I only like interbiewing A-list or Z-list stars. The juans in between are boring!

Message to fans out there

Please stop emailing me about Coachella tickets! I hab notting to do weed that hippie chit!

Thank you for your time miss LaCoacha, do keep intouch.

Gracias, que Dios te bendiga! (Translation: Thank you, God bless you!)

Sep 4, 2010